Legends
of Bigfoot
By Phil
Guidry
"HOW DO YOU KILL BIGFOOT?" the guy behind the counter at Bucksport
Sporting Goods in Eureka, California, repeated my question. "With
the truth."
With that, he scratched his grizzled beard and disappeared
behind a counter full of knives, arrows, gigs, shotguns, and other
weapons of mass destruction. He had vanished, just as our quarry
had been known to do in these parts, and I was left to ponder the
circumstances which had brought us to such an unlikely destination.
It had been a long night, that drive from Los Angeles up into
Northern California's Redwood Country. We'd successfully navigated
a series of setbacks and snares which culminated in a massive mudslide
outside the tiny village of Leggett.
At first we didn't notice the enormous pile of wet soil and rocks
which had tumbled down the sharp hillside and covered US 101. In
the early morning mist, the only thing visible was the flashing
light that indicated Caltrans was at work.
We were the first in line for this traffic jam. We turned off
the car, stepped out into the damp morning, and were greeted by
Gus, a Caltrans veteran.
"Mornin', gentlemen," Gus greeted us. He was a skinny, older
man, with salt-and-pepper hair and a tiny gap between his front
teeth. "What brings you all out at this fine hour?"
"Ah, you know, the usual," I replied. "Sightseeing. Salmon
fishing. Bigfoot hunting. You know."
"Bigfoot," Gus said with a nod of his head. "I've got some
experience huntin' Bigfoot myself, actually."
"Really? How's that?"
Gus thought for a moment, and wiped the falling rain from his
face.
"Well, I was s'pposed to go up to Idaho on a Bigfoot-hunting
expedition with my brother-in-law."
"What happened?"
"Nothin' happened," Gus said matter-of-factly. "He divorced
my sister. The trip got cancelled."
At that moment the Caltrans authorities cleared our passing.
Gus wished us well and resumed his duties. We headed north. Bigfoot
was waiting.
Timing is everything, they say, and when it comes to adventure,
that couldn't be more accurate. We - myself, Fox, and the rest of
our cadre of college road-trippers, Bill Diedrich and Jim Sinegal
- were on our way to the tiny town of Willow Creek, California,
on the 31st of October, 1997. It was Halloween, of course, but more
importantly, it was the 30th anniversary of a film which rivals
the Zapruder film as one of the most notorious pieces of celluloid
in history.
Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin were an avid pair of Bigfoot-hunters
who spent their days searching for clues in and around Willow Creek,
a frontier town which sits near the Oregon border, right in the
center of the Klamath and Six Rivers National Forests. The thick
wooded hillsides, sharp, rocky, unexplored mountaintops, and jungly,
unsettling rivers made the area a hotbed for Bigfoot-seekers, and
after October 22, 1967, the place would become groundzero.
According to Patterson, on that day he and Gimlin were filming
near the banks of Bluff Creek, due north of Willow Creek, when they
were thrown off their horses. Sensing a movement on the other side
of the river, they pointed their 16mm camera in that direction.
Captured on their film, in eerie, scratchy live action, is a loping,
almost-supernatural, half-man, half-ape creature. The gorilla-like
figure turns to glance at the camera for a moment, then scurries
into the woods and disappears forever.
When Patterson returned to town, he contacted Al Hodgson, a
fellow Bigfoot-hunter and expert. Then he went public with his findings,
setting off a firestorm of controversy and piquing the interest
of everyone from National Geographic to National Enquirer.
While the legitimacy of the film has never been properly determined,
it spawned a whole generation of Bigfoot-hunters and conspiracy
theorists: men like the British scientist Peter Byrne and Washington
State University professor Grover Krantz, as well as Robert Michael
Pyle, the Yale biologist whose Guggenheim Fellowship to study the
phenomenon led to the book Where Bigfoot Walks: Crossing the
Dark Divide.
Thirty years later, the mystery of Bigfoot was still unsolved.
And it was salmon season. We knew we had to go there.
If I were Bigfoot, I probably wouldn't wander far from the
isolated hamlet of Willow Creek. We crested a series of elevating
bends and found ourselves in the town square, looking out at literally
miles and miles of unlogged, deeply forested, forbidding terrain.
In the center of town stood a statue of the 'Oh Mah' Bigfoot,
a particular species of Sasquatch which has been sighted time and
again by bewildered Willow Creekers. The inscription on the statue
read:
'The range of the Oh Mah apparently extends throughout
much of the forested area of North and South America.
Due to its nocturnal habits and extreme elusiveness it has
gained a legendary status in many areas of its occurrence.
This redwood statue, carved by Jim McLarin as a gift to
the people of Willow Creek, is a near life-size interpretation
of a male Oh Mah based on descriptions of persons claiming
to have observed such creatures. Locally many thousands of
huge human-like Oh Mah footprints have been found and
inspected by large numbers of people. Oh Mah reports published
over 100 years ago are essentially the same as those being
made today. The Oh Mah is a perplexing historical and
modern day zoological mystery."
Unfortunately, Willow Creek consisted of the Oh Mah statue
and little else. Hodgson's Store, the former Willow Creek storehouse
for Bigfoot memorabilia, artifacts, and speculation, had been closed
down. In fact, no hominid paraphernalia was to be found. For that
matter, no one even wanted to talk about Bigfoot. The town was empty.
We stopped a rancher who barreled through town in a pickup
truck.
"There ain't no Bigfoot around here," the rancher said. "But
if I were you, I'd watch out for them crankster gangsters in Hoopa."
He sped away.
We checked into the Bates-esque Willow Creek Motel and attempted
to rent a boat with the Bigfoot Rafting Company, a sleazy low-rent
operation based out of the kitchen of the only restaurant in town,
Cinnabar Sam's. If Bigfoot was not to be found, there were certainly
still some salmon out there.
Rocky, the cook at Cinnabar Sam's who also happened to
be the proprietor of the Bigfoot Rafting Company, assured us that
we'd have "no problem with the river today," instructed us on the
inflation of our rubber raft, and told us he'd pick us up at the
take-out point, "about three or four miles away."
Every member of our ragtag expedition was a bit skeptical about
the do-it-yourself nature of the operation, but we were only doing
a little fishing, and the Trinity River looked deceptively calm
that day.
It was about 11:30 in the morning - plenty of daylight for
leisurely meandering and hoisting in some Northern California salmon.
And for about four hours, that was what we did: we leisurely
meandered. The fish weren't biting, but the scenery was breathtaking
- at times it seemed like the lush mountains simply tumbled straight
into the river, and at this point the rocks on the Trinity served
as colorful decoration rather than dangerous obstruction.
But then the sun does what it usually does in those parts at
about five o'clock: it began to set. The skies grew darker. The
water below us began to move more quickly, and it was suddenly much
deeper than before. We packed up our fishing gear, and started to
paddle. Seriously paddle.
We weren't concerned. If the take-out point was four miles
from where we began, we expected to round the next bend and find
the dirty, grinning face of Rocky awaiting our arrival. Still
there was that deep-rooted nagging feeling that maybe, just maybe,
things were a bit awry.
We paddled harder. The water fought back harder. The rapids
grew larger. The sun began to disappear behind the mountains and
redwoods. We began to take in quite a bit of water. The left side
of the raft wasn't turning properly. The temperature, I could tell,
was also dropping. Suddenly our situation did not look so promising.
Those first moments of doubt and worry were creeping into my
mind when, distracted, I failed to notice an enormous boulder rearing
its ugly head from above the water's surface. In split-seconds we'd
run aground on the boulder, and while water rushed around us on
all sides, our rubber raft was suddenly stuck, Noah's Ark-style,
atop this big-ass rock.
It took about ten rough minutes of choreographed, momentum-changing
rocking back and forth to free the raft from its rocky grip, and
when we finally splashed back down into the flowing rapids, I'd
earned myself a new unflattering nickname: 'Captain Phil.' Once
we'd landed back in the water, we all noticed the significant temperature
decrease. By this point we were all shivering and wet, and the boat
was taking in serious amounts of water. Everything was floating
now, including the poorly-named 'drybag.' Then Diedrich pointed
out, to our collective shock and horror, the left side of the boat.
It was deflating before our very eyes. Our raft was sinking.
Five- and six-foot rapids pitched more water into the boat.
It was now almost impossible to properly steer the boat, as the
soft, collapsed left shank was causing us to spin uncontrollably.
In a matter of minutes, we were soaked from head to toe. With the
temperature plummeting, hypothermia was on my mind.
We ditched the raft on one of the river's more navigable banks
(most of the banks were either too steep to climb, or too cluttered
with logs and bushes). Fox and I embarked on a hurried quest to
scrounge up some firewood, for the possibility of having to stay
overnight in these unfamiliar woods was suddenly very real. It was
now roughly seven-thirty.
Diedrich and Sinegal scampered off into the woods, searching
for any path to safety. Their eyes were flickering across the woods
when both of them happened upon a large set of human footprints.
Before their imaginations could take hold, they returned to
the boat.
There appeared to be no safe route, and the soft mist returned
to the skies. Soon, there would be no dry firewood, either.
We had no choice. We climbed back into the raft and shoved
off, hoping the rapids would diminish. Either way, it was a sketchy
proposition - in the darkness even a calm river would pose problems.
But in the woods there was certainly no escape. As I stuck my paddle
back into the icy fast-moving water, I could hear my teeth chattering.
You hear about this type of shit on the news all the time,
my mind screamed at me. Bunch of city kids disappear into the
woods, then turn up drowned or eaten by a bear days later.
I could picture some yokel deputy sheriff commenting to the
reporter from KTLA about how these "unskilled outdoorsmen" got themselves
into a "bad situation" which could have been avoided if the victims
had used "common sense." It would look a lot worse, I reasoned -
after all, I'd grown up in rural Louisiana, Sinegal in rural Pennsylvania,
Fox spending summers in a secluded cabin in Lake Tahoe, and Diedrich
spending hours camping and exploring the deserts outside his home
in Palm Springs. We weren't exactly the West L.A. Hollywood Brat
Pack, but of course that was how it would sound when they turned
up our beaten, drowned bodies in Six Rivers National Forest
What the hell was I thinking? I told my screaming brain
to piss off, and plunged my paddle in and out of the water with
as vicious a frequency as I could manage. My cohorts said very little,
and paddled harder.
A particularly imposing bend stuck its fingers out into the
river, and I prayed that, once we'd crested it, we'd see the take-out.
Instead we were greeted with (what we later learned) a series of
Class IV rapids, which ripped through a short cliff and smashed
into our half-deflated boat.
A wall of water flew over our heads, and as the boat was crushed
into a V-shape, I saw Diedrich's large frame being tossed over my
head and toward the swirling whitewater. With more strength than
I possessed, I grabbed him and yanked him back into the boat. There
was a brief moment of recognition from the others, and Captain Phil
or no, I'd redeemed myself.
But there was no time to rest on the laurels of my accomplishment.
Water was still rushing in at us on all sides.
Whitewater rafting at night is one of those exercises left
to seasoned river guides and brain-damaged daredevils. There is
no sport about it - the thrills normally associated with rafting
are replaced by a numbing blindness and a total lack of control
that, far from feeding the necessary adrenaline, makes things extremely
deadly. For those who feel that death is perhaps the ultimate thrill,
I recommend whitewater rafting at night. Also Russian roulette.
Divine intervention and a shift in the winds allowed us to
dock the boat. We scrambled out of our deflated death trap and,
without a moment's hesitation, sprinted into the thick and thorny
woods. I recall a rush of wind as I ran forward, then tiny painful
flicks as overhanging branches and leaves smacked into my face,
and being weighed down by soaking wet clothes. I can remember little
else.
In my blind rush forward, I could feel the ground gently sloping
upward. Before long I was in a dead climb, grasping soil, bushes,
and whatever else I could find for purchase. The top of the cliff
was close. I reached for the branch which would put me over the
edge.
It snapped, of course.
The tumble was short but painful. Without pausing to inspect
my body for injuries - I was afraid of what I might find - I resumed
my climb. Sinegal, the most muscular and athletic of the bunch,
had scrambled to the top. This time, I saw the error of my ways
and reached for more legitimate footholds and handholds. I shimmied
up an overhanging branch, and Sinegal helped pull me to (relative)
safety.
Diedrich was the next to arrive. As Fox arrived at the top
of the cliff, it was discovered that the tackle box had been left
behind.
"Who cares?" I said. "Let's get the hell out of here."
"We can't," Diedrich reminded us. "The car keys are in the
tackle box."
So Fox climbed all the way back down to the docked raft, stopping
to catch his breath every fifteen feet or so. He grabbed the tackle
box, left the rest, and returned to the hill, dangerously out of
breath and suffering from severe exhaustion at this point.
We were in some sort of plateau, a field covered in an eerie
foglike mist. There was a house on the edge of the property, I could
tell, perhaps some sort of ranch. An idea to knock on the door for
help was proposed; in my days of travel, I knew that four soaked,
dirty, lost rafters knocking on the door of an excitable crazed
rancher at nine o'clock at night was not a good idea.
So we scavenged through the tackle box, taking only things
we'd need to make it through the ordeal.
On the other side of the field was more woods, and what looked
in the darkness to be a dirt path leading up the hill. It was a
hundred-yard scamper across the field, and there was nothing to
provide cover from the view of the ranch house. Fox was in bad shape
from his repeat climbs, and just as we broke into our group sprint
across the misty field, Diedrich's back gave out.
I felt my lungs close up, and my breaths seized. I'd lived
with asthma long enough to know when an attack was imminent. I reached
into my back pocket for my inhaler. It was gone - it had fallen
out of my pocket and into the river.
We made it to the other side. Between Diedrich's back, my asthma,
and Fox's exhaustion, Sinegal was the only healthy one in the bunch.
So when we took off up the dirt path, he was the one to lead.
That lasted barely a few minutes, before a branch (rendered
invisible by the darkness) scraped against Sinegal's chest. Sinegal
burst into a horrified fit. Although it was only temporary, this
lapse of reason and composure left us all shaken. We stopped for
a few moments, and our nervous, out-of-breath chatter served one
purpose: to (hopefully) discourage any animals lurking nearby from
rising up out of the woods and ending our whole dreadful saga.
Needless to say, I was no longer interested in finding Bigfoot.
Shaken, horrified, and desperate, we hiked through the steep
forest. We reached the top of the hill, and the concrete ribbon
of Highway 299 unfolded before us. We flagged down the first car
that drove by. It was a police officer.
The officer stepped out of the car, observed our ragged, hellish
appearance, and radioed to headquarters a sentence I shall never
forget for the rest of my life.
"I found those missing rafters."
We had been reported missing by California Highway Patrol and
the Humboldt County Sheriff's department. After our return to Willow
Creek in the back of the police cruiser, sleep found us quickly
at the Willow Creek Motel.
The next morning, we were in the process of checking out and
getting the hell out of Dodge when this woman from the Bigfoot Rafting
Company arrived. She was just checking on us to make sure we were
okay.
She asked us what exactly had happened out there the night
before. When we'd given her the abridged version of our escapades,
she was shaking her head.
"Rocky told you it was four miles to the take-out? It's actually
twelve miles. That silly Rocky."
Murmurs of lawsuits were discussed. Desperate to save her ass
and the collective ass of the Bigfoot Rafting Company, she brought
up Bigfoot again.
"You guys said you were here to look for Bigfoot," she said.
"Why don't you give Al Hodgson a call?"
That was probably the one name that could have slowed down
my irresistible impulse to get out of Willow Creek. I paused momentarily
while shoving still-soaked gear into the back of the Jeep.
"You know Al Hodgson?" I asked her.
"Of course," she replied. "Everyone knows Al Hodgson."
An hour later, Al Hodgson, the legendary Bigfoot hunter, stepped
out of his car at Cinnabar Sam's, right on time. I noticed
he was holding something in his hands.
It was a Bigfoot print.
The plaster print was flawless. Seventeen inches long, milky
white, it represented the highest standards a Bigfoot hunter can
hope to achieve.
"It's nice to meet you all," Al Hodgson said, and as I tried
to shake his hand, he stuck the Bigfoot print in my hands.
"But I can't take this-"
"Take it. I've got plenty more where that came from."
I turned over the print. Engraved on the bottom was the date:
'October 1966.'
1966, I marveled. One full year before the Patterson-Gimlin
film was taken.
"Funny thing about Roger Patterson," Hodgson said as we sat
down to breakfast. "When he called me after getting that film footage,
I told my wife, 'It's over. Bigfoot's real. The whole world's gonna'
know.'
"That was thirty years ago.
Hodgson, his hair white and his features wrinkled with age,
sipped his coffee. His deep, dark eyes reflected God-knew how many
stories of these mountains, and of the missing link.
He told us stories for the next hour, incredible, fantastic,
often-unbelievable stories. He was the first person contacted by
Roger Patterson after the film had been shot. He told of the 100-year-old
Hoopa tribal chief who recalled literally dozens of Sasquatches
roaming the Willow Creek hills in his youth.
Then the old man threw us for a loop. He launched into a strange
Christianity-fueled theory regarding Bigfoot and his relationship
with mankind. Bigfoot was more than the missing link, Hodgson, said
- he was a special being, perhaps sent by Jesus Christ Himself.
I called for the check.
We thanked Al Hodgson and wished him well. We tucked the print
safely away in the Jeep, and I took one good look around Willow
Creek. The mountains seemed so much steeper, the woods so much thicker,
the terrain so much more forbidding, on that day than when we arrived.
I looked down at the pristine white footprint, then back into the
wilderness. Whether or not there was a half-man, half-ape hominid
roaming the woods, Bigfoot was definitely real. You could sense
it, feel it in the legend inscribed on the Oh Mah statue, hear it
in the reverence of Al Hodgson's voice, hear it when the birds cried
from their treetops. One most never underestimate the power of folklore,
I realized, and if a legend is believed strongly enough in the hearts
of people who care, then it does exist.
I climbed into the Jeep, and we returned to Los Angeles.
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